He’s gassy, snorey and smelly and i wuv him. My #frankenstein monster.

He’s gassy, snorey and smelly and i wuv him. My #frankenstein monster.

First #spin on my brand new #pole! #poledancing #spinning #bandz #stripperpole #backwards

The elusive Dane spotted in the wild, stalking her prey. The pride shall feast tonight. #lol #animalkingdom #simba #potatochiprock #lmao #valencia #bored

The elusive Dane spotted in the wild, stalking her prey. The pride shall feast tonight. #lol #animalkingdom #simba #potatochiprock #lmao #valencia #bored

An Asian Perspective on Black and White.

I’ve heard people say that black people choose to be poor because they “don’t leave their ghettos” and that real racism is against white people. Ummm?

Well soooorrrry black people! You’ve had it too good for far too long and it’s about god damn time that white people got something they wanted besides.. everything. So watch out privileged black people because white people are trying to take away the one thing you had over them: being racially oppressed! Don’t you say you have blues music over them white folks neither because you know what white teenagers think blues guitar is? Pretty-boy John Meyer. 

And if racism against white people were true, I wonder why black people would be racist against white people? It almost seems that black people have reasons not to trust white people. It almost seems like one day, a long time ago, black people did try to approach their white brethren and the latter, well, ENSLAVED THEM. If my yellow ass showed up at the door of a Swedish family and the first thing they do before I even get to say “Hello” is to knock me out, shackle me and have me work on the fields all day while they tried to fuck my wife, no offense, but the first thing I’m going to do is to tell my family to avoid the Swedish people from here on out. 

Why, I remember a time in the ’50’s when black people thought they’d have another go at befriending their white compadres. I’m not sure why that didn’t work out. Why didn’t they just sit down next to a white guy on the bus? Maybe chatted them up at a water fountain? Or shared a meal together at the local lunch room counter? Oh right— because black people are racist against white people. White people DID welcome their darker neighbors by letting them play with their German attack dogs, having water fights with the blacks with their giant hoses.. They even burned down black peoples’ churches so that black people can watch football on Sundays! How selfless! And what did white people get in return? A bunch of preachy black people.

A white guy can’t even drive his car without worrying about the racist black police pulling them over for “driving while white”. They can spot that Polo shirt from a mile away, sir! And if a white person wasn’t even doing anything illegal to begin with, the black police would just plant white people crack on him— like Prozac and diet pills. 

Have you ever tried to hail a cab as a white person? So many cabs pull over at the same time, it’s a borderline safety hazard. They have to wait two months for a new episode of Glee. The poor, oppressed white folks are slaves to their giant TVs! Are Finn and Rachel ever going to get back together? They might as well be picking cotton till they find out. 

Do you black folks know how hard it is to buy drugs as a white person? No one wants to sell it to them because they all think a white person is an undercover cop. And what if you just want to have some alone time as a white person? You can’t even go to fucking jail. A black person can go 25 years for his third dime bag of crappy weed and white people can’t even go for torture, wire tapping, sub-prime mortgage scams, the murder of Troy Davis and putting the planet in such environmental ruins that in 10 years there’s going to be a civil war that looks like the battle scene of the last Lord of the Rings. 

I have a dream: that white people can rot in prison cells with their black, brown and yellow brothers and sisters, where the CEO of Goldman Sachs, Bank of America and Justin Beiber (that weird, talentless whore child that was built in a factory by parents who didn’t love him) can rot in prison for being assholes and….. sigh. Now I hate white people again. 

PS: I apologize to my white boyfriend. But really, you’re racist too by dating me. It’s called fetishism and is a whole different rant for another day. #byefelicia. 

My interview with captain morgan. #captainmorgan #lastfridaynight #wasted #rum #murdermystery

My interview with captain morgan. #captainmorgan #lastfridaynight #wasted #rum #murdermystery

She comes up with more and more of these lol #blinkabella #boudoirphotography #boudoir #cityview #lingerie

She comes up with more and more of these lol #blinkabella #boudoirphotography #boudoir #cityview #lingerie

I miss him and his stupid nose strip. :/ #baby #sleeping #militarygirlfriend #navy

I miss him and his stupid nose strip. :/ #baby #sleeping #militarygirlfriend #navy

Don’t trust a doctor who has a clinic with steel walls and shrugs like he doesn’t know what to do next. #myman #marriedtomedicine #lol #whyamistillbroke? #ohyeah #governmentdoctor

Don’t trust a doctor who has a clinic with steel walls and shrugs like he doesn’t know what to do next. #myman #marriedtomedicine #lol #whyamistillbroke? #ohyeah #governmentdoctor

So the heavens parted and unto man came the divine dessert known today as the Bacon Layered Brownie a la Mode. #instagood #yum #noms #food #foodporn #desserts #brownie #bacon #baconbrownie  (at Slater’s 50/50)

So the heavens parted and unto man came the divine dessert known today as the Bacon Layered Brownie a la Mode. #instagood #yum #noms #food #foodporn #desserts #brownie #bacon #baconbrownie (at Slater’s 50/50)

Toara. Wala najud ga bra. #boudoir #boudoirphotography #modelstatus #closeup #me #like #shameless #selfie #photooftheday #all_shots #blackandwhite #loveit #awesome #iwillhashtagtodeath

Toara. Wala najud ga bra. #boudoir #boudoirphotography #modelstatus #closeup #me #like #shameless #selfie #photooftheday #all_shots #blackandwhite #loveit #awesome #iwillhashtagtodeath

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